I have this habit of walking straight to where my radio is and have it switched on in the mornings immediately upon waking up so as to get back in touch with reality after a good night's sleep. I always needed music, above anything else. Music is like food to my soul regardless of the time of day. Music heals my soul.
However, this morning as I was getting ready for work, Miley Cyrus' "When I Look At You", the original soundtrack from the movie The Last Song, was played over the radio. And by golly! So ticked off was I at the sound of her voice that I had to switch the radio off to calm my nerves!! She sounded like a heifer on heat. Her voice was practically toneless and flat like the sound of a ship horn! I have heard Miley's other songs and they were bad, but this one takes the cake! Why and how did she manage to be listed as one of the 100 Most Influential People In The World by Times' magazine leaves a lot to be wondered.
Miley oh Miley. We don't want to break your achy breaky heart but why don't you just stop singing your achy breaky songs and spare us from further achy breaky agony. Surely you do not want to be ridiculed by "Weird Al" Yankovic and have him write a parody of you and/or your song(s) like he did your dad?
"Achy Breaky Song" by "Weird Al" Yankovic
You can torture me
With Donnie & Marie
You can play some Barry Manilow
Or you can play some schlock
Like New Kids On The Block
Or any Village People song you know
Or play Vanilla Ice
Hey, you can play him twice
And you can play the Bee Gees any day
But Mr. DJ, please
I'm beggin' on my knees
I just can't take no more of Billy Ray
Don't play that song
That "Achy Breaky" song
The most annoying song I know
And if you play that song
That "Achy Breaky" song
I might blow up my radio, ooo...
You can clear the room
By playing Debbie Boon
Or crank your Abba records until dawn
Oh, I can even hear
Slim Whitman or Zamfir
Don't mind a Yoko Ono marathon
Or play some Tiffany
On 8-track or CD
Or scrape your fingernails across the board
Or tie me to a chair
And kick me down the stairs
Just please don't play that stupid song no more
Don't play that song
That "Achy Breaky" song
You know I hate that song a bunch
And if you play that song
That nauseating song
It might just make me lose my lunch, ooo...
Don't play that song
That "Achy Breaky" song
I think it's driving me insane
Oh, please don't play that song
That irritating song
I'd rather have a pitchfork in my brain...
Don't play that song
That "Achy Breaky" song
The most annoying song I know
And if you play that song
That "Achy Breaky" song
I might blow up my radio, ooo-woo..
